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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
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I was literally cheated on; I woke up and they were on top of me.
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If 'no' meant 'no', then every man would die a virgin.
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Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.
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I was watching the Country Music channel the other day. I sleep asleep and woke up racist.
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What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself
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I know Nazis are evil but you have to admit they're cute when they're super little or elderly or sleeping.
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Butt sex is a lot like spinach: if you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV I'd always say, "Why not me?"
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You son of a 'b'! Sorry to use such harsh letters.
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Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.
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I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one the other day. Well, a few minutes later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What WOULD Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell.
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I feel stupid when I write the word banana. It's like, how many na's are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like 'Bana... keep going. Bananana... damn.'
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When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
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Lesbians love whale watching! They fuckin' love it! They love it more than pussy! It's any sea mammal really. Whales, manatees, dolphins. They go crazy for the dolphins. I don't know what it is; I think it's the blowhole.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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My father has a high opinion of his opinion.
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